and this in the sponsors section:

"Hello Kitty vibrators are in stock at J-List!"

so i have something else to post. from the onion:

"Nantucket Poet Laureate Refuses To Apologize For Controversial Limerick"

too bad there's no story.

::happy::

caddi3, do you remember the car3y limerick from ashland?

i am too tired to post anything more interesting than this:

n3il: Wow, when my logic disintegrates past your capability to parse what i'm saying into real sentences, it's time fo rus to go.

am i really that good at making sense out of nonsense? i guess so...

nee!

s: still hate your sister?
i: phrenetic urgh i hate her oh my god it's cold only it's not and she won't go to bed
i: if that made any sense

i: and thou?
n3il: Good milady, we currently find ourself quite sporking nifty, and much the better for your ladyship's asking.

mwehehehehehehehehehehehe i will rule the world yet. n3il has adopted spork. now all i need to do is convert him to cohnism...

BE A COHNHEAD!

c4itlin is god.

caddi3 is the holy ghost.

jul1e is jesus

i am jul1e's mother. scary, huh?

and i damn you all to macs!

walking back from the stanford climbing wall, i found a pale purple fork on the ground. it made me happy. and t0ni and i jacked one of those little red triangular flags each to add to the collection of things we steal to prove our friendship. {joking}. rocks from jamba juice, rings from the carousel at the santa cruz beach boardwalk, and red flags from stanford. this is what our friendship is entirely based on. really. ::laugh::

what did r3nee decide my nickname was today? i think it was butthead...

i love you too, r3nee.

::sigh:: ::plussigh:: ::doubleplussigh::

every time i think i have things worked out, my life falls apart around me. not me falling apart this time, just every other constant that had fallen into place in my life. i've begun to not trust things to remain the same for more than two weeks. i might as well give up on figuring my life out. it doesn't bloody work.

::sigh::

there are people in my life that confuse me. i don't know what to do or even what i feel. it's all so mixed up. is this now just residual 'well i DID like ***' weirdness, or am i STILL not over this? do you realize it's been almost a year? we're in rehearsal for the fall play again and i am once again confused.

n3il: I imagine the universe is far too amused by me to do anything *too* untoward, so it just messes with me enough to get me to react in some strange and comical way, and then it laughs.
...
n: I'm still inclined to think the world is all really just some elaborate experiment.
i: and we are the lab rats
n: And the rats are all just generally amused.
i: some are. and others take it too seriously.
...
n: Right.
We've called in outside support: Techs from Riverview Elecronics are currently doing strange things with soldering irons inside our dimmer box.
i: hehe
i: wheeeeee
i: rehearsal got out early today so 3llie and jian and i invaded the booth and started playing with the lights
n: Rock on [:-D]
n: How was that?
i: and somebody has regelled half the lights since pygmalion with heavily saturated gels and mr. c4pron doesn't know who or when.
i: much funi ta
i: ught jian how to repatch the board [:-P]
n: *giggle* Ita. That's exciting.
n: Ooh, that's more exciting.
i: (damn slow computer)
i: yeah
i: wheeeeeee!
n: I had to REATTACH the Spangenberg board today. Because the Riverview techs went and unplugged it.
n: Funfunfun.
i: who the hell randomly puts bright orange gels in the lights?
i: and dark blues
n: Well, I do dark blue a lot.
n: It might'a been me.
i: but for no apparent reason?
n: Well, I actually have before.
n: Not there.
i: so it's n3il's evil phantom c4sti twin
n: (N3il timidly approaches Riverview tech with soldering iron) N3il: Um. So what's wrong with the system?
(Tech turns very slowly, stares down at N3il from about a head taller than N3il's height). Tech: It's. FUCKED. UP.
N3il: Oh.
n: Hm. I have an evil phatom female twin! Cool!
i: ::laugh::
n: (Goddamn, what would female N3il be like......?)
i: i'm not sure i want to know
i: maniacal shakepeare-obsessed techie [editor's note: wait...i'm a maniacal shakespeare-obsessed techie. ::confused:: i think there's more to it than that.]

i had the best sporking two days of my life and then i came home and within an hour i was pissed off, depressed, and wishing i could beat up my sister. i actually did hit her a couple of times and she is SUCH A WIMP.

fun.


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add: anne boleyn. thanks, jian ::smile::.

i hate my sister.