hi caddie. i post this for you because you SUCK (and don't you dare tell me i swallow. i'll sock you right back.) so you want sordid details. well HAH! you don't get any!

i will say that:
-she's a good kisser
-and really cool

so there. hope you enjoyed your special post.

sing!

so if you wanted to make my day you could start singing 'she has a girlfriend now' as lous as possible no matter where you are or what time it is. because....she (or rather i) has (have) a girlfriend now.

wow i am so hyper right now.

and i love you niki. hurrah hurrah hurrah!

marriage

haha niki kicks ass. hurrah for proposals and candy rings and leopard-print bunny suits. and a lot of other stuff, but that's all that's important.

confessions of a good girl

have come to the conclusion that (a) breaking the law is really fun (b) bump signs are too far off the ground and (c) plum wine is gross.

should definitely spend more allnighters with niki.

thanks to alana i now have a shirt, the sleeves of which match my hair. on the front it says 'i like girls...a lot' and 'mmm carpet [drawing]' and 'press my button.' the back has a huge drawing of a penis with boobs instead of testicles labled 'shemis 69.' had to wear my hair down all night so as not to freak out niki's parents. alana also managed to stabe me in the boob while cutting a slit in my shirt, which is now safetypinned up because it got a bit ho-ish. niki left a lipstick handprint and a smear of berry juice that matches the sleeves, my hair, and her furry scrunchy, which i (oops) still have.

last night left me drunk on air, laughing hysterically as we terrorized palo alto. now proud owners of a stopsign and a potential minor criminal record (the cop didn't stop us even thogh we were walking down the center of middlefield. exactly down the yellow line. and wobbling just a bit.

broke at least six laws last night i think.

...on another note, my mother really bothers me. grrrrrrrr.