dyke strikes back

little sister's boyfriend: hey kit your sis is like hella gonna kung fu my ass isnt she?
me: by the way, if you ever are an asshole to her i'll kick your ass
lsb: ok. ill let you kick it.
me: good.
kit: no you won't
me: yeah only i'm allowed to be mean to her
lsb: alright. i promise ill let you do the ass kicking around here. alright?
me: deal.
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me: ::smack::
lsb: *rubs cheek* oww....that hurt like a dyke
me: GOOD. POW!
lsb: i called you a dyke
me: so?
lsb: ooo. low hit
me: GASP. i don't care. that's what i call myself
lsb: *says colin in a high squeaky voice. * kit cares...
me: she cares if you call me a dyke?

i love messing with her boyfriends' minds...

kit: he got kinda arrested the other day...

how does one get kinda arrested? that's like kinda pregnant...