this is the rest of the conversation kathryn posted part of. much fun :). yesterday was insanely good. whoop!

kathryn: well i'm going to go steal my knife, and then i'll have guillotine blades and a knife!
me: well pffffffft
kathryn: and i'll steal...whipped cream! to blind you with
me: yeah well i'll go steal...strawberries to fight off the whipped cream. so ha! and maybe a wrench or five. ooooh! oooh!
kathryn: mmm. not the wrench though. well i'll steal a uhh...hoe! and a trash can lid as a shield
me: well...fine...how about a battery-op drill muahahahahaha ::brandishes drill::
kathryn: i'll steal your batteries.
me: no you shant
kathryn: and recharge them for my own use. i shall. *steals them*
me: i have spares! and the charger unit so hah! ::hides spare batteries and charger::
kathryn: *knocks you down with my hoe and looks for them*
me: ::chases you with a wrench:: nooooooo!
kathryn: *wards you off with my uhhh...guillotine blades and finds your batteries* muwahah
me: nooo! my precioussssssss...
kathryn: *eats them* ugh. stomach ache.
me: ::chases you with pocket knife and steals back batteries:: awwww. poor kathryn
kathryn: what you gonna do? cut me open?
me: with my dull pocket knife? yeah right.
kathryn: yeah that probably won't work. i'm tough anyhow. sorry no batteries para ti.
me: but yes. you are at my mercy.
kathryn: am I?
me: i have temporarily stolen your guillotine blades
kathryn: oh no! where'd you put them you...uh...thief!
me: and am brandishing a dull pocket knife and five wrenches. hahaha. thief yourself. hand over the batteries.
kathryn: wrenches aren't sharp, and i've still go my whipped cream!
me: yarrrr! don't make me take out my toaster!
kathryn: *covers you in whipped cream so you can't move and hides under the chair (what chair?)* wait, i'm stupid! *steals your wrenches* out of pity you can keep the pocket knife
me: ::eats the whipped cream and starts pelting you with strawberries:: batteries and wrenches! gonads and strife!
kathryn: ahhh! strawberry wounds
me: muahahahaha
kathryn: noooo! i'll never give up!
me: never surrender! never give back guillotine blades!
kathryn: you aren't supposed to say that to ME. what kinda soldier are you? oh I get it. gimme. i'll uhh...give you a wrench for all of my guillotine blades
me: fuck no. i want all five and my batteries dammit! thief!
kathryn: thief!
me: well mnehhhhh
kathryn: sorry your batteries and floating around my internal organs
me: you stole your own guillotine blades first! well i guess i'll just have to fix that, huh?
kathryn: never!
me: muahahahaha
kathryn: don't you evil laugh! this isn't over yet!
me: that's what *you* think. heheheeheheheehehhe.