so. right after i finished writing that post my sister showed up with mad libs for president and we did four. i supplied the words for the first three, she the last one. one last thing to say: ee-rees for techie prostitute! (you'll understand later).

famous quotes from the american revolution
nathan hale said: 'i only regret that i have but one email to lose for my song.'

william prescott said: 'don't fire until you see the yellow of their hands.'

patrick henry said: 'give me liberty or give me trombone.'

paul revere said: 'the submarines are driving.'

john hancock said: 'i wrote my piano large so the king could read it without his cows.'

thomas jefferson said: 'all shoes are created equal. they are endowed by their creator with certain floppy rights and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of computer.'

the three branches of government
our founding blogs designed our webpage with three major branches. this was to protect the search engines from a technical leader. the thee branches forma system of checks and wrenches.

the executive branch includes the office of techie. this branch posts the jusdicial and legislative branches and has fancy power.

the judicial branch is responsible for upholding the note, which was snogged by our founding fathers. the judicial branch includes a supreme book, which rules on hot issues.

the legislative branch is divided into two wenches – the congress and the senate. together they regulate which ids are passed into yearbooks. this branch, however, can be vetoed by the prostitute.

yankee doodle magnet
(here's a really crystal tune that everybody knows. you can want it on the fourth of july or president's day!)

i'm a yankee doodle magnet.
yankee doodle do or know.
a real live friend of my uncle patrick.
born on halloween.

i've got a yankee doodle smile.
she's my yankee doodle peace.

yankee doodle went to a pond.
just to ride a killer bunny.
i am that yankee doodle eye.

forget it, i'm not posting k1t's.