n3il: So tell me. Why is M4x an Ee-rees poser?
i: he actually wore hislabel?
n: Yes, with pride.
i: ::grimace:: oh dear.
n: Was it not intended to be an honorific?
i: he keeps deciding that how i dress is cool and asking if he can do the same
i: no, it wasn't
n: He is to clothing what I am to speech patterns. Somehow, people don't seem to mind their speech patterns being kyped, but they get really sporking mad if you take their clothing style.
i: you prove your point admirably with the use of the word spork.
n: Mm, also Kype.
i: but spork is something i was trying to spread
i: whereas how i dress i like to keep to myself
n: Granted. Maybe that's it. For some reason, people take copying of speech pattern as a compliment. *shurg*
i: i guess it's mostly that m4x annoys me to no end anyway
n: Heh. He does that to a great many people...
i: i can't even figure out why. he just does.
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n: You're not A Sophomore. You're An Ee-rees, which is far more important.
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n: *six-step*
i: /
i: *?
n: This is what N3il does when he's most pleased. It works better online, because at the moment he's a bit inflexible, and if he actually tried it, he might harm himself.
i: i want a demonstration.
i: and don't harm yoursel. that would be bad.
i: *your self
i: minus the space
n: Quite understood.
n: (It's one of the two pieces of break-dancing I know)
i: ::cracks up:: wow. n3il break-dancing...that's one of the two funniest mental images i've had recently.
n: What's the other one?
(yeah, I thought so, too, until I learned how to do it. Strangeness)
i: at the train station cafe i saw this bus driver pick up the container of sugar and a straw and even though i knew he had coffee, i had this really funny mental image of him drinking sugar through a straw.
i: and cracked up. as did t0ni. and he ended up being our bus driver
i: and he let us on for free because we told him why we cracked up back in the cafe
n: *giggle* I LOVE when tht happens...
i: yeah
i: much fun
n: We managed that with CalTrain conductors a few times.
i: the caltrain conductors all know me
i: so if i forget my pass they just let me on for free
n: They rock [:-D]
i: yes
i: the conductors crack me up
n: Except for the one random really bitchy one.
i: there are a couple of those
i: which one do you know?
n: I don't know any of their names, I'm shamed to say. I only recognise a couple. I was better when I rode the train to Shakespeare camp every day.
i: [:-)] i (oops) don't know many of their names, either.
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i: i haven't seen her in way too long
n: "Tell her I agree."
i: yay.
i: 4bby kicks arse
n: "Oh, she does, too." (she goes back to describing the priesthood trying to recruit a friend of hers)
i: last night some lady tried to convert me and t0ni.
n: To what?
i: christianity of some sort
n: Which kind, tho? It's quite important.
i: we walk up and ring her doorbell, she opens the door, we say 'trick or treat' and the lady says 'are any of you believers in jesus christ?'
i: i don't know
n: YEEEEH!
i: she never tonld us and it didn;t say on the little booklet and coins she gave us instead of halloween candy
n: That's really scary... I'm guessing that'd be one of the scarier branches.
i: we all muttered and stared at our shoes and finally said 'no' and she told us we were all going to the 'lake of fire'
i: it was one of the truly weird experiences i've had.
n: That really makes the list.
i: yeah
n: That's... most unfortunate... On behalf of my former religion, I apologise.
i: three innocent atheists and an equally innocent jew out trick-or-treating victims of an attempted conversion
i: it was really amusing, though.
i: it took so much self control not to start laughing right there
i: and no apology necessary.
n: Mm, I still want Jehovah's Witnesses to come to my howse. I'd have so much fun.....
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