moments

me: so caddie's pissed that her family is getting a pickup truck and a gun the year after she leaves.
dad: she wants a pickup truck and a gun?
me: ...yeah...
dad: i thought she'd be more the type for an armored personel carrier and a bazooka.

buch: you are an aggressive, greedy, thieving pink fluffy thing.

kristina: i am a pygmy marmoset sleeping in a banana peel.

paz: i am a coughing bunny.
buch: why a bunny?
paz: because i feel...rather bunnylike [puts scarf on head to make ears].

brad: iris! stop your womanizing ways!