ok i'm high as a fucking kite...after a really crappy rehearsal too. it's amazing what a few words can do...and i wonder why i don't need drugs :-P

now. because i am bored as hell:

~You Stuff~
001. What is your name? iris
002. Spell your name backwards:siri. i think hannah used to call me that.
003. Date of birth: 07/02/87
004. Male or female? female
005. Astrological sign: cancer
006. Nicknames: vi, violet, sch1mandle, skirt snog, ir, anne boleyn, irsi, iris payrus, ee-rees, iri, pond scum, squid one, izras, lady iris the valiant
007. Occupation? theatre techie mostly
008. Height: 5' 5.5"
009. Weight: 130-ish i think
010. Hair color: blonde. boring as hell. the best part is the blue streak in front, but once summer hits i'm going to go crazy with it.
011. Eye color: trippy. blueish, with a smudge of brown in one. [sister: and green...and grey...]
012. Where were you born? san jose
013. Where do you reside now? yuppieland, suburbia.
014. Do you like where you live? sometimes.
015. Screen names: sciencefiction42
016. E-mail address: ias@got.net
017. What does your screen name stand for? well the 42 is from the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, it's the answer to life the universe and everything, and science fiction cuz that's what the hitchhiker's guide is.
018. What is your LJ name? well my blog address is english-muffin
019. What does your diary name stand for? "english muffins, mind you, not PUSSY!" --scho
020. Pets: penguins. in my head. other than that...bobbie richie, dead baby george the fifi, faggot, tiger's eye, random, stripey, ears, snowball, mr. pigglewiggle, fireball aka fuzzbutt aka buttfluff, rosie
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 15
022. Piercings? none. maybe this summer.
023. Tattoos? noooooope. doodles all over though.
024. Shoe size: let's just say BIG
025. Righty or lefty? righty
026. Wearing: green paint pants, beat up converse, a shirt, tie line and safety pins and all that shit. and a blue lace bra.
*****BREAK**********
027. Hearing: cows with guns
028. Feeling: boink
029. Eating/drinking: air :-P
~Friends Stuff~
Which one of your friends is the....
030. Craziest? autry
031. Loudest? hm that's a hard one...autry...or caddie...or toni sometimes....actually scratch that, i think dave takes the cake.
032. Nicest? jillian, sara
033. Bitchiest? depends who's pissed at me
034. Life of the party? whoever starts spin the cellphone (semikidding)
035. Jock? dano
036. Prep? alison or maddie or any of the chicks in my class
037. Rebel? hm autry or alix
038. Cutest? autry or jessie lentz, but she's not really a friend.
039. Best friend of the same sex? dano
040. Best friend of the opposite sex? dave or mike, cuz i actually talk to them
041. Most popular? me! everyone loves me! except...no. idunno.
042. Rudest? har har. dave?
043. Most shy? emily
044. Dumbest? asha isn't my friend but i'll put her down anyway
045. Smartest? tamar. period. i think.
046. Weirdest? autry, dave, pat
047. Has the best hair? hm...okay a lot: pat when it's cool, autry, alix, toni right after she dyed it, jessie (both)...[sister: ME!!!!!]
048. Best personality? would i hang out with y'all if you didn't qualify?
049. Most talented? hmmm...a LOT. all my friends are talented, dammit.
050. Most ghetto? hahaha. i live in the suburban ghett-O. whitney likes to think she is. idunno.
051. Most spoiled? ASHA AND SARA
052. Drama queen? heh just read all our blogs. probably dano.
053. Pain in the ass? raar. dano, sometimes. autry others..not too often. [sister: ME! ME! ME!] wow...she was right for once.
054. Funniest? hehe it takes all of us together...seriously...funny stuff happens
055. Best advice giver? carey
056. Druggie? alex
057. Most likely to join a cult? my sister
058. Have you lost touch with a good friend recently? yeah
059. Person you've been friends with the longest? tara
060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list?like 180
~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? yeah
062. How many people have you told "I love you"?my friends...a lot...and autry.
063. How many people have you been in love with? current count is one, but i've thought differently in the past
064. How many people have you kissed? um 12
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? heeeelllllll nooooooooo. what do you think i am, one of those damn lesbians?
066. How many people have you dated? 2
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? pretty, fun, funny, and yeah that connection
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? er really stupid a lot of the time. thick. matt savage.
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? fucked up. i don't know how that always works out
070. Do you have a bf/gf? nope
071. If so where did you meet them? narnia. wait no, that's bad. i've been hanging out there lately (GIVE ME BACK THE WASHING MACHINE!). so neverneverland.
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? don't have one
073. Do you have a crush right now? hehe hell yeah
074. If so who is it? jessie
075. Do you believe in love at first sight? lust yes, love no.
076. do you remember your first love? yeah
077. Who is the first person you kissed? hannah
078. Do you believe in fate? yeah, but it takes some work too
079. Do you believe in soul mates? hell yeah...autry babe you kick arse. I LOVE YOU.
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? not in the future there...i already did
104. How many siblings do you have? 1
105. What are your parents names? jim and carolyn
106. What are your siblings names? kit/marguerite/magic feet/magoo/squid two
107. How many siblings does your mother have? 3.5
108. How many siblings does your father have? 7 (three of those are 6 step siblings)
109. Where are your parents from? california
110. Is your family close? yeah, but i'm much closer to my mum's side
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yup.
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? every single one is a drunk or an exdrunk
113. Any medical problems run through your family? everything from alcoholism to colon cancer
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? nope, i don't think
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? invisible ones that terrorize me
116. Are your parents divorced? um no. it's fucked up.
117. Do you have step parents? no
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? don't think so
119. If so for what? buttfluff
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? like two generations ago...lebanon via canada
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? a lot of them....but ruby tuesday and song about you and wasted lately
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? not easily embarrassed. bite me for liking savage garden.
123. What's the best cd you own? audio candy - atomic mint or one of my mixes
124. What song do you absolutely hate? SO many
125. Do you sing in the shower? and everywhere else
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? where is my mind by the pixies (thanks autry) and rock me by atomic mint