me: my penguin doesn't like that.
jonathan: well, my penguin(s) do(es)
me: my penguins kick your penguins asses
j: dude. i have six invisible penguin bodyguards. they've been practicing ninja training lately. i don't think your penguins have a chance
me: 9/10 of my brain is full of penguins. and they are damn tough from fighting off the killer mice. i think they have
j: well, mr. adams, the 9/10ths of my brain penguins have plenty of room to practice their ass kicking skills, seeing as the remaining 1/10th has been vacant and available for dojo duties for quite some time now
me: ::laugh:: my penguins have been drill training in my head. and they're armed with semi-automatic water ballon launchers
j: many of my penguins have hot air balloons and can paratroop
me: mine don't need hot air balloons, they fly fighter jets
j: my hot air balloons are STEALTH hot air balloons that can go into space
me: yeah well my penguins and their jets can go invisible at will
j: well, my penguins and their hot air balloons are NINJA penguins and hot air balloons. and that's way better than invisibility
me: ninjas can't beat the incredible invisible penguins. no way.
j: ninjas can't, but ninja PENGUINS can.
me: nope, ninja penguins are no match for invisible penguins. they wouldn't know what patch of air to use their ninja moves on!
j: ninjas don't see, they SENSE. so they'd be able to tell
me: not through anti-ninja shields
j: that's where the nanorobotic penguins come in. they can penetrate the shield and destroy it, and then the ninja robots can come in
me: maybe an ordinary shield, but not mine
j: alright, that's it. this conversation is silly. i'm hereby ending it. because my penguins are above such petty things.
me: my penguins are hurt.

oh the wonders of late night boredom...