"i don't know if she likes me. what should i do?"
"you don't want my judgement. it's permanently flawed, remember?"
"no it's not!"
"what i would do is corner her and randomly snog her and see what she does."
"::shriek/attack::"
"see? i told you my jugement is shot."
"so does that approach work on anyone?"
"don't get any ideas."